porn site:are you over the age of eighteen?
fifteen year old:...umm... yes *clicks yes*
porn site:
fifteen year old:
cop:*bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
fifteen year old:*starts crying*
cop:*pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
blink-182:Hello there, the angel from my nightmare, the shadow in the background of the morgue, the unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley. We can live like Jack and Sally if we want.
blink-182:You're cold with disappointment, while I'm drowning in the next room. The last contagious victim of this plague between us. I'm sick with apprehension, I'm crippled from exhaustion and I dread the moment when you finally come to kill me.
blink-182:Cut the skin to the bone, fall asleep all alone, hear your voice in the dark. Lose myself in your eyes, choke my voice, say goodnight as the world falls apart.
blink-182:I wanna fuck a dog in the ass.
